HE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF SUPER UNDERCOVER AGENT SPY

LIKE

WHAT


letmelarryyou:

so many het Harry blogs follow me. Listen, I think he sucks dick. He is a dick sucker. Harry Styles. Harry Styles sucking dick. A dick sucker. My blog is about Harry. Harry Styles. Harry Styles sucking dick is my blog. My blog. My blog is about Harry Styles sucking dick. Dick. Louis’s dick. I believe Harry sucks Louis’s dick. My blog is about Harry Styles sucking Louis Tomlinson’s dick. Tomlinson, Louis Tomlinson, the one who gets the dick sucked is my blog.

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s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

No, this is Patrick

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02/07/14

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87 days until I see One Direction!


paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

image

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*During school*
Everyone sits at their desks and does their work silently. Then abruptly, we all hear a plane. It’s loud; sounds like it’s close.

Over the intercom, they say “Code green. Everyone get under their desks.”

Everyone gets under their desks, trying to fit. The door slams open.

"Never fear! Jake from StateFarm is here to save you money on car insurance!" He raises one of the desks and looks at the student who was under it. "You look like you use Progressive. What is wrong with your parents?"

Jake from StateFarm walks over to me and smells me. “You smell like you use StateFarm. Let’s run away together and get married!”

-When I get bored in class-